Mozell Sponsler: This is one is to send in emails :PROVE ME WRONG A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with very low intelligence read their emails with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late, what you can do is catch another non intelligent person becausesure you are not the only one!!! Have a great day. Anova 1 bt ded long:A Tale of Two Prawns Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediat! ely swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark," came the r! eply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutua! l pain and torture, He set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed........." "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian." And anova 1:A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porc! elain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.' She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'(you're gonna love this)(its a real treat) (wait for it)The bank manager looks back at her and says...'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.' (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)Thts all of me jokes 4 now hope ya like them!!!!...Show more
Betsey Copp: I like blond jokes best
Amina Motzer: the following is a blond joke, posted 4 me, by Dr Bebop the Witty Hampster...,i hope you enjoy it2..add him to your fans,,hes verrrrrrrrry good.................it called the ultimate b! londe joke.Normally I'm not a fan of blonde jokes butIn Honor of Prissi! e, a very Blonde and lovable fan.....She was Soooooooo Blonde . . . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote: "Sagittarius." . * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said: "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. * When she heard t! hat 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone companyEver notice that I try to post stuff that you haven't heard before? by Dr Bebop the Witty Hampster...Show more
Veta Slicker: Blond gets on an air plane in the first class section. Stewardess asks her to move to the coach section because that's what her ticket says. Blond refuses. Says she intends to fly first class to Jamaica. Stewardess goes to the captain. Captain says not to worry. He says he is married to a blond and speaks 'blondish'. Captain talks to the blond and the blond jumps up and goes to the coach section. Stewardess ask the captain what he said to the blond. "Oh, I just told her that first class wasn't go to Jamaica"....Show more
Ardell ! Luy: Just say: "Guys wanna hear a funny joke?" Your Face! Why cant u he! ar bunnys doing it? they hav cotton balls!
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